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Monday, May 09, 2005

The Most expensive Post ever

This is by all means my most expensive post ever. Do u realise that I have jus walked 1 mile in this scorching evening sun(I cant come here after sunset cos this place shuts down), and am currently paying 35Bucks an hour to enjoy a connection that snaps every 10 minutes and gives me a download speed that Adam n Eve might have had during their time..
And guess what, it took me 3 days to actually find this place cos there is no sign of an internet parlour outside. Actually this aint no internet parlour by any means. It has 1 2 computers that Salar Jung wud be proud of, it has a rickety fan that makes a nice little tune which u cud hear in Hindi cinema soon if Anu malik were to visit this place and above all, this place serves cool drinks like, Golden sun(Fanta), Super Rider(some COla..). Oh u also get a bill for surfing here.
How is vacation in kerala u might ask....hmmm, kerala is fun, its an amazxing place....after all it is "Gods Own Country"......but I wud love it if God took some interest into a few things happening in his country.
Electricity for starters, is an indicator of the meteorology departemnt.... any wind above the speed of 5kmph and the wires snap, if rain's are just 2 hours away, the power snaps and god forbid if u r in for a thunderstorm, then dont expect power to be back for the next couple of days.....phew...all this at a temp of 35 and a humidity level of god only knows what....Phewwww.....
Petition number 2 to god is about the Cable television that ur country has to offer. 40 channels is a good thing if u can spread a good variety among the 40. BUt when u have an option of 35 regional channels, 2 religious channels and 1 Arabian Channel, then its Alarm Bells........Puhleeeeesss god, Get in the HBO, get in MTV atleast get in FTV, I am so friggin tired of Surya, Sun, Kiran and all the other synonyms of the SUN god.....
Finally, the last petition, send some bandwith over to this part of the world. I cannot bear to see ppl actually tryin to download songs at 0.34bytes per second. It pains to see such desperate bandwidth poor citizens....

But rest aside, this place rocks. The food is amazing, th lakes are always full of water, the food is even more amazing, the fish is in Unlimited supply..........and the foooood is simbly superb.....
hmmm..I better post this soon cos I can see the winds gaining speed, last thing now is the power to snap before i publish this longest post of mine...(Did I hear somebody say UPS..phhhbtt...)....
btw, I guess I have taken full fayida of my 35 bucks....longest post in some time I shud say...
me off for some more amazing fooooood.........
*GOD, please consider petition 1, 2 carefully.........please do...

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This line is busy.... Please call after some time!

- Divine Messaging Service

A few zillion calls later:

But my subordinates are a bit corrupt. They run the place u see! Its not in my hands! They r only good at eatin (thats why the food is gr8)

- God

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Blogger Sudhir P said...

God probably is in a technologically backward civilisation! He probably doesnt need bandwidth!

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