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Saturday, April 02, 2005

Make love.......

I have carried a post before on how we Indians mess up the queens language....and i thot v were the best at it when we used sentences like, "Am i a father or a mother" to find out if I have a son or a daughter..............I thot so until i came accross this guy from Iran.
What u r about to witness is a tale of Love, a tale of rejection, a tale of suppression and a tale of Lust rolled into one......basically a hatke story.
Once upon a time, in a land far far away called basheerbagh, there was this college called Nizam college, where people from diff countries happen to cnstitute a major part of the population. admist this whole set of foriegn students ws this dude from iran, lets call him Kyupid...and at the end we can also call him styupid......but nywasy comin to the point.......I thin this story wud better be told if i said it from Kyupids perspective....
P.s: All the typos u see now aint the resultof bad typing....its jus the way he writes....the dude writes english the way he says it...so...no offends..
One day, I cum to kolej and i c this gul walking in the tree. my hart went lost seeing the gul of my dreems....she was a butiful gul n i no that she be my gf..
so i ask her out.....
Kyupid: hey, will u go moveee?
Gurl: what moveee?
Kyupid:I want to take u for moveee...will u go movee ??
(Now the gurl likeshim as a frend...but certainly doesnt want him as Boyfrend)
Gurl:NO I have to study u c....i have exams comin up
Kyupid:...but only 1 moveee i ask...u no go 1 movee wimeee...what??
Gurl:See dude...I have to study, i cant waste time on movie....after exams i will come with u for movie
Kyupid: ok live it....
Gurl:Live it??....live what???
Kyupid:no, live it...live it
Gurl:Live what ????
Kyupid:Live the movie
Gurl:what live the movie....how can i live the movie...?
Kyupid:SO u no live the movie...u go movie with me??/
gurl:U meant leave it??.....oh my gaaawd....
Gurl:NO NO ON....I cant come for movie with u now!!!

cut to scene 2 of conversation....now guy decides to propose to the gurl

Kyupid:U know watt?
gurl:yeah, i do....did he not make the electric bulb??
Kyupid:No no...not thaat watt, i am sayin my watt
Gurl:Ur watt,what is ur watt?.....(*thinks iski watt lag gayi)
Kyupid:U know u c me as frend. i see u as frend...but inside hart of me, i make love to u
Gurl.WHAT????(* astonished at the guts that he has to reeal his fantasies)
Kyupid:yes...I laff with u ...but in hart and mind i will make love to u only..aalways
Gurl is speechless
Kyupid:I want u as my gurl frend, and i praamis to make love to u always...
Gurl.....its time to call the cops look
Kyupid:U no make love to me....atleast one u must have think abt makin loe to me ...
Gurl:NO I never ever thot of makin love to u.....
GUrl:I dont think u understand...i like u as a feend...GF is not my thingy for u...
Kyupid:okie ive it then
kyupid:I think i made love 1 time...but u fail it for me....now i no make love again......love make is only in movies...
kyupid:I am sari i thot u also make love to me...
Gurl:Gaaawd help me outta here....

Well well well....Moral of the story is....When an irani guy wants to make love to u....it means he is in love with u...do not misunderstand him...
the above storyis inspired from incidents that occured in real life...
all charecters bear resemblance to someone living or dead....and do not think it is purely coincidental........
I wish a gurl fomr iran camme and tol me..
Rohit...i want to make love ot u ....
hmmm

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