Alien Abduction!

Have you ever been abducted by an alien??.....Well, I have. Last evenming, 3 aliens walked into my house disguised a 3 friends of mine and took me along with them to their spaceship....It was this huge place, full with lights and all. they also had about 100 seats to seat all the abducted human souls.The space ship also had an entry charge of 60 bucks and this was not inclusive of a wierd food they served ....something called popkorn......
The spaceship was huge...really huge...at first i was reallly excited but then the nightmare began.the lights dimmed slowly and the spaceship became dark, and suddenly this huge screen in front of the chairs lit up....it lit up to two words....
"TANGO CHARLIE"
and voila, I knew this wud be the most ominous torture i wud ever have to go thru. Two people who cannot act, a gurl who cus well serve as a cl;own in the Russian circus, a story that a two year old cud have written better and lot of shouting and blood shedding later, the torture came to an end.....The lights came on..and i thot it was all over.....but heck no...These aliens were the sympathetic lot.....they give u a break btwn their tortures..and in this break they feed you with more crappy substances that make u lose control over ur self will....and then, they begin the procedure all over again....
More bad actors, more crappy stories, more unbeautiful women......I cud not hndle it anymore..my head was spining, my throat was goin dry, two more minutes and I wud become one of them........so i decided to take a chance and run, escape call it whatever u want to.........I carpe diem(sieze the oppurtnity), and ran for my lfe....I have never driven so fast to get home...like i did yest.......
I survived an alien abduction.....I doubt if the others in the sapceship did.....really do doubt it!